May 2012
April 2012
You’ll never breathe again…
- Everybody: You're so anti-social
- Me: No, I just don't like you
do you ever cry because you realize you don’t look like a hot anime babe because i do
“why do i never have any time to get any work done,” i said as i blogged for ten hours straight
House Call feat. Mako
Produced by Chongthenomad
So…I took Mako’s sighs and moans and made them into a song.
…..is that creepy?
- expectations: oh no my whole family is being murdered this is awful!!!
- reality: OH NO MY SHITTY THEORY ABOUT THE MURDERER IS WRONG THIS IS AWFUL UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
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BLOOD… BLOOD… BLOOD! WE HAVE SECURED OUR VIRGIN SACRIFICES! WE MUST TAKE THEM TO THE MOUNTAINTOP AND RIP OUT THEIR HEARTS! LET THEIR BLOOD FLOW DOWN THE FACES OF THE CLIFFS!!
- white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
- white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
- vs.
- asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
- asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI DU MA
- me: quits the internet
- me: comes back .5 seconds later
